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Nine straws, endless laughs, and absolutely zero subtlety — this pack delivers exactly what every Bachelorette party needs: a cheeky sip that doubles as an instant icebreaker. Each straw is shaped like a cartoon-style willy in flesh pink plastic, turning every cocktail, mocktail, or fizzy drink into a photo-worthy moment the squad will never forget.
Made from lightweight, disposable plastic, these straws are designed for maximum fun with minimum fuss. Pop one in every drink, hand them out as the crew arrives, or scatter them across the table for surprise giggles when the first round gets poured. The playful pink hue keeps things light and cheeky — this is party humour at its finest, not a prop for anything else. They're perfectly sized for standard glasses and tall enough to rise above the ice, so the joke lands every time someone takes a sip.
With nine straws in the pack, there's one for each member of the bride-to-be's inner circle — or extras for the second round when the first batch mysteriously disappears into handbags as souvenirs. They're ideal for pre-drinks, the limo ride, or the club booth, and they make every candid shot just a little bit funnier. No assembly, no prep, just open the pack and let the good times roll.
Squad-ready, gift-worthy, and guaranteed to get the party started before the first drink is finished.
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