Fuck You Sucker

Fast & Discreet Delivery

All orders are shipped in plain, unbranded packaging — no logos, no product names.

Australia

• Standard: 2–7 business days
• Express: 1–3 business days
• Additional delivery options available at checkout depending on your postcode
• Free shipping available on eligible orders (conditions apply)

New Zealand

• Standard: 10–12 business days
• Express: 3–5 business days
• Free shipping available on eligible orders (conditions apply)

• ✅ Tracking provided on most orders
• ✅ Shipped quickly across the Tasman