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This ingenious masturbator cleverly disguises intense pleasure in the familiar form of a beer can. The Alive Heineken Vagina II features a playful parody design that allows you to keep your intimate items hidden in plain sight while delivering a super realistic experience.
Molded from high-quality TPE (thermoplastic elastomer), the vaginal opening and internal canal are designed to provide an authentic sensation that closely mimics natural intimacy. The soft, flesh-toned material features anatomically accurate detailing including realistic labia and a textured internal tunnel that grips and stimulates with every stroke.
The masturbator is built for maximum penetration, offering deep insertion through a multi-textured internal canal. The tight entry gives way to varied ridges and chambers designed to create waves of sensation as you explore the full depth of the tunnel. The can housing provides a secure grip and optimal control during use.
The removable sleeve design makes cleaning simple and thorough. After use, remove the TPE insert from the can casing, rinse with warm water and toy cleaner, then allow to air dry completely before reassembly. Regular cleaning ensures the material stays soft and hygienic for repeated enjoyment.
The beer can design makes this masturbator exceptionally discreet for storage and travel. Sitting on a shelf or in luggage, it blends in perfectly with everyday items. The sturdy can construction protects the delicate sleeve inside while maintaining its novelty appeal.
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