ASW Blog — Pleasure-Focused Insights

Alright, my darlings, let's talk about something that often gets swept under the rug, or, well, maybe under the bed: where to stash your sexy little secrets. Because let's be real, nobody wants Aunt Marie accidentally stumbling upon your vibrating wand during her unannounced "organisation" spree, or little Timmy asking what that "funny-looking remote" does. We've all been there, or at least imagined the sheer horror.

Discretion, my friends, is not just a virtue, it's a necessity when it comes to our beloved pleasure pals. Especially when tiny humans with an insatiable curiosity or overly familiar relatives are lurking about. So, how do we keep our private lives… private?

First things first: think like a spy. Or a squirrel. You need a good hiding spot.

Sneaky Storage Spots

• Container Under the Bed: Classic for a reason. If you have a bed with drawers, even better. Just make sure it's not the first place a curious kid (or nosy relative) would look. For extra points, pop your toys into a discreet storage bag first. It makes them less identifiable and keeps them clean.
• The Bedroom "Junk" Drawer (Elevated): Every home has one. The trick is to make sure your toys aren't just rattling around with old batteries and forgotten keys. Tucking them into one of our ASW storage bags means they blend in, looking like a simple pouch of "things," and keeps them separated from other bits and bobs.
• The Sock Drawer (But Not In a Sock): Again, a classic. It's usually deemed "boring" enough to be safe from prying eyes. Just don't let it become a jumbled mess where your bullet vibe gets tangled with your knee-highs. 
• Inside a Decorative Box: You know, those pretty boxes that just sit on shelves looking all innocent? Perfect for housing a few smaller items. Just ensure it's not easily opened by little hands. 
• The Top Shelf of a Closet: Out of reach, out of mind. Just be mindful of anything that could easily fall out if someone's rummaging for a forgotten scarf.
• Nested Luggage: Got old suitcases tucked inside each other? The smallest one, nested deep inside the others, can be a brilliant, unexpected hideaway for your most treasured toys. Who's really going to unpack all your luggage to find your… vibrator? 

The Power of the Pouch

And speaking of storage bags, beyond hiding your treasures from prying eyes, they're essential for actually taking care of your toys. Some materials, bless their little hearts, just do not play well together. Think silicone and certain plastics—they can react, leading to stickiness or even damage over time. And nobody wants a sticky, degraded toy, right? It’s a total vibe kill.

This is where our gorgeous storage bags shine. They come in everything from delightfully innocuous designs (like a velvet pouch that looks like it holds jewelry) to more playful patterns. They are perfect for material separation, preventing wear and tear, and keeping your toys pristine. Plus, they ensure your pleasure pals are clean and dust-free, ready for action when you are.

So, next time you're tidying up, or anticipating a visit from the in-laws, remember: a little foresight goes a long way. And a chic storage bag? That’s just good self-care, darling.

Stay sexy, stay safe, and keep those secrets delightful.

Winks and wiggles,

Zoe xx