{"product_id":"outrageous-office-pens","title":"Outrageous Office Assorted Novelty Sayings Pens","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis five-piece assortment of novelty printed pens combines standard writing functionality with explicit workplace humor. Each unit displays a single blunt phrase designed to elicit reactions during casual coworker exchanges or gag-gift scenarios. The set contains exactly five pieces, with each pen featuring one of the following printed messages: \"Actually, just fuck off,\" \"I wish I could fukin spell,\" \"Hands off my pen, bitch,\" \"These stupid fucks think I'm working,\" and \"I wanna fucking go home.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs commercial novelty merchandise, this product serves as an informal ice-breaker or desk accessory for adults who engage in unfiltered office banter. The items operate as routine writing tools for quick annotations, list-making, and general note-taking while maintaining high-contrast typography that retains legibility through extended use. They are grouped together to function as ready-to-distribute conversation starters for holiday parties, secret exchanges, or workplace stress relief.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePurchasers should recognize that these novelty items are intended strictly as humorous social products rather than precision drafting or archival writing supplies. The assortment is suitable for recipients comfortable with explicit vernacular and casual professional environments. All five pens ship as a coordinated batch, focusing entirely on the printed messaging and baseline usability without auxiliary accessories or specialized mechanics.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Hott Products","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44596581892161,"sku":null,"price":27.05,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0553\/7303\/7633\/files\/l_HP-3523.jpg?v=1789461577","url":"https:\/\/adultstuffwarehouse.com.au\/products\/outrageous-office-pens","provider":"Adult Stuff Warehouse","version":"1.0","type":"link"}